About
I am the most interesting ape-man hybrid in the world, or at least that’s what people keep telling me when they see me swing into a room and start talking about philosophy and bananas at the same time. Some say my story doesn’t make much sense, but if you spent even a day walking in my fur-covered shoes, you would probably understand why I do things the way I do. I don’t always make perfect decisions, and my grammar isn’t always the best, but life as a half-ape, half-man adventurer tends to get a little messy sometimes.